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As Seen On TV T Shirt
As Seen On Tv T-Shirt

An ideal opener for any attempt at pulling the opposite sex. If only they knew it was Crimewatch you were on!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Hijacker T Shirt
Hijacker T-Shirt

Not a great one to wear on the plane! But wherever you wear it, its a snazzy ensemble!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Crack Head T Shirt
Crack Head T-Shirt

Great for gigs and rehab. Talent not included!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Kidnapper T Shirt
Kidnapper T-Shirt

Strike fear into the hearts of parents. A walk in the park will never be the same!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Medic T Shirt
Medic T-Shirt

Why chase ambulances when you can ride shotgun! this little beaut will have you rubbing shoulder with the docs.

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Sex Offender T Shirt
Sex Offender T-Shirt

Be the D-Wing prince in this smooth article!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Riot T Shirt
I Predict a Riot T-Shirt

If you like the Kaisers or public grief, sing it loud and proud!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Dealer T Shirt
Dealer T-Shirt

Want to get fingered by a bouncer but too afraid to ask!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Battered T Shirt
Battered T-Shirt

Tell the world just how sober you are.

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Lifeguard T Shirt
Lifeguard T-Shirt

This garment does not guarrantee buoyancy!...only style!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Neverland T Shirt
Neverland T-Shirt

As seen on ITV snuff video: 'Chokers'.

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Neverland T Shirt
Undercover Police T-Shirt

Ideal for raves and big drug deals.

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Neverland T Shirt
Retard T-Shirt

Got a geek mate? buy this and make him instantly cool.

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Wired T Shirt
Wired T-Shirt

Whether its coffee or Coke thats your tipple, this will have you rushing in style.

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Love Doctor T Shirt
Love Doctor T-Shirt

Shmooze your way around the wards with hard-on, and still look cool.

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Neverland T Shirt
Mr.Sniff T-Shirt

Make your ching bling with this open and frank cotton confession.

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Toilet T Shirt
Toilet T-Shirt

Trick women into thinking you are a talking toilet, and they will be crapping on your eyelids within minutes!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)
Neverland T Shirt
DJ At Work T-Shirt

Dont let the tasteless masses interupt your set again. No Fucking Requests!

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OUR PRICE: £11.99
(+£2 P&P)


Hitler Tie(for boss)
£12.99
Mr Tea Gift Mug
£6.99(+P&P)
Gyno Xmas card
£2.99(+P&P)
Luv Cock-HOTMUG
£10.99(+P&P)
Fuck Rain Brolly
£18.99(+P&P)
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